So, last week -- um, I mean, "a few minutes ago," Walker sawed off this dude's thumb, which somehow did not convince Jack to back down on the whole "you're still too wrecked to be in the field" angle. Now, Jack, let's be fair -- is this really worse than the time you sawed off a dude's whole head?
You know, I think TWOP is right -- Prez Hassan's giant pompadour is getting bigger every hour.
The inside man turns out to be -- the brother of the President of Fauxranistan! How could a man with such splendid hair be so evil?
Spawn drops by CTU -- I'm surprised they let her in the building, considering what happens to CTU when Kim is around -- to tell Jack not to come to California, and also that she wants him to come to California. Dear Show, WE HATE SPAWN. Sincerely, All of Us.
Mikey the Fake Cop shoots the wife of an uncooperative opponent in the thigh. Hey, that's Jack's move!
