Jack gets Tasered by Poor Man's Michael Chiklis. You just can't buy that kind of product placement.
Jack uses the ancient art of Tied-to-a-Chair Fu to overpower Poor Man's Michael Chiklis, causing him to be downgraded to NINA Loan Borrower's Michael Chiklis.
Freddie Prinze Jr.'s car gets blowed up. As the episode ends, the show seems to want us to think there's a chance he didn't survive. Sure, why not?